Imposter.

You shouldn't get high to come up with ideas. You should come up with ideas and then get high to reward yourself.

Gotta love idiots like this who "just know" that anyone who speaks out about sexism is a fraud who couldn't possibly be speaking from personal experience.

Oh shit, sorry, I spaced out there for a minute, I think my drink tastes kind of funny…

We've already got society for that…

Don't think about it. Just keep commenting.

They're too… um, "urban."

I'll take that challenge.

Nah. I'm a human, and I'm not wearing pants.

When he latches onto a case, he sticks to it like… um… glue.

*Bart looks at the tape Wiggum is using for a surveillance recording*

If that's true, then how come I can't stop masturbating to it?

Indeed. The lens flare is the least offensive thing about those movies.

You are banned from this news organization! You, and your children, and your children's children!! For six months.

Anyone who's ever learned a few songs on guitar can attest to this… look up some tab and you see the same chords, over and and over. You can only recombine those pleasingly in maybe a few thousand configurations, given a basic 4/4 beat and verse/chorus/verse structure that defines a lot of pop music. Over time…

Great story. I remember a great moment that happened to me as soon as I came out of the vault for the very first time. I walked down the road a ways and randomly encountered some collared slaves being escorted by a slaver. My sense of moral outrage thoroughly provoked, I promptly killed the slaver.

It seems like the real story here is that Jeff Bridges is totally into it.

When I forgot my password, I got this message:

Really love the spelling of "awesome-ist".

I demand to know why it exists and I'm prepared to sanction any amount of violence in order to get the answer.