This Wes Anderson-themed pregnancy announcement isn’t actually the worst

Were they Animorphs?

I mean…I just want to watch the world burn, but even I think that this is pretty fucked.

While I regret to inform that there was, in fact, no lesser orgy to spontaneously erupt during the sonic jubilee of the Monday evening past, Sir Kozelek did make good on his word to deliver a track entitled "War on Drugs: Suck My Cock." You can listen to it in all of its stupid glory here: http://pitchfork.com/news/5…

http://www.npr.org/event/mu…

I'll be at the aforementioned The War on Drugs set tonight. I will report back on any cock-sucking and/or self-fucking that occurs.

I made it in time for the last few songs in his set. A sunny day in Golden Gate Park seemed like a god-awful setting for his work.

#Benghazi

Wait. Didn't Alec Baldwin have a long, self-indulgent op-ed some time ago about how he was exiting public life or something?

Just as an aside, I read every single comment you make as if Alec Guiness is speaking it slowly and wisely to me

Fantasy Football is a game of "how big of a colossal lucksack are you?"

I had to get the BBB involved in a case with them because they refused to accept that they had started billing me for a service I never asked them for. That was a fun few months. Debt collectors wrongfully calling your cell phone once a day redefines stress.

It’s a trickle-down effect

Got a chance to see Goat live a few months ago in an SF club while they had a week to kill between Coachella sets. Ho-lee crap, what a crazy set.

Quite frankly, I'm impressed that the jocks in charge at ESPN managed to stop giving nerds wedgies long enough to convince them to make a sports website.

Also, you were high as fuck.

I was just thinking how little zombie-related media there was out there for me! Man, this is timely.

Man, I blew the fuck out of Megaton the second someone gave me the parts to do so. I was out there to save the Vault. Someone offered me a place to stay and some money for sending some stupid eyesore to the hereafter.

Pretty much, yeah. While modern cities are by no means perfect, we've sort of traded one sack of crap for another. Any idea of "how the city used to be" was, at best, an unstable, unsustainable transitory phase (as all phases are), and, at worst, a yesteryear that never existed.

I see where you're coming from. I have the same reaction to Nine Inch Nails. Trent's immensely talented, and I see that, and he does something really cool…I just can't ever get into it.