You quite seriously underestimate my dedication to internet meaninglessness.

HE HAS SPAWN?!?

Y'know, even if it's just test footage, this actually got me a little excited for what the movie could be. It's got a lot of the slapstick elements seen in old-school Looney Tune cartoons, and it dances on the right side of the surreal, lighthearted valley where we can all laugh at the violence (instead of cringing at…

Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, the Clone Wars micro-series…even Sym-Bionic Titan was pretty good.

"Creative differences?" How many creative differences can you have when your main storytelling device is CGI explosions?

The analysis of sack dances vs. touchdown dances is something I've been looking for for a while. I'm happy we're getting it.

@avclub-6d70794a854c67a64a9d29a5f32a2c61:disqus, I hope you see what you did, and I hope that you're happy about it. "Tech startup" summons the bots!

For anyone unfamiliar with the madness that is Deadly Premonition, I direct you to Jim Sterling's review: http://www.destructoid.com/…

As someone not savvy/interested enough to torrent, too lazy/cheap/wary-of-his-own-penchant-for-getting-mindlessly-addicted-to-series to subscribe to any streaming services (including Netflix), and very interested in MST3K, the fact that Hulu is running any episodes for free is great news!

I was actually in the studio audience for Last Call once upon a time. In high school, I allocated a few character points to Audio-Visual Nerd, and our high school got some tickets to the show that we got to use.

…did I miss something? Am I the only one who just keeps every piece of digital music he can get his grubby hands on? Christ, I have some music I will never listen to, but it's there in my collection because electrons are cheap and keyword searches are simple.

So when the hell is FancyBeard going on tour

There's another (technical) reason. The Nielsen system tracks when users are and are not watching the television, not just whether or not a given channel is on. Nielsen users are supposed to check out when they are not physically sitting in front of the television and in when they are.

http://techcrunch.com/2013/…

Zorch and Julianna Barwick are getting more exposure? I am pleased.

In fact, forget the music provision and the blackjack!

As someone with absolutely no shame in admitting that he actually really likes Garth Brooks, I am on the one hand happy that his stupid fucking music is finally available somewhere digitally without me having to fly home and dig through my mom's attic for In Pieces or whatever-the-fuck, but on the other hand, dude, I…

For anyone who wants to watch Joan Rivers damn near kill Johnny Knoxville and make Catherine Tate and Grahamn Norton lose it too: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

If you are, then we can have our own club for hating any band producing a song called Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa

Yeah, but the court may want us all to seek counseling if we do that.