So, I used to work for Lifetime (formally A+E Networks).

For some reason, the index of "Star Wars characters" vs. "Real People" is so very, very tragically funny.

*smashes head into mirror*

Man, I am so glad I finished watching Twin Peaks two days ago. This comments section makes so much damn sense now.

Update: Oh sweet Jesus, Katy Perry + Kate Bush, WHAT IS GOING ON

Oh man, I'm burning through Mouth Sounds right now. This is fucking psychotic.

lol, "butt rock"

Next AV Club Article:

I wouldn't be shocked if preschool prom was a thing in, like, Los Angeles.

Maybe they just think they're Pokemon Trainers.

Netflix is big, sure, but they're not quite the Antichrist that ISPs tend to be. "Service that magically makes movies and television appear in my home at a whim that I'm slightly annoyed about because they don't have crap I want to see and not get off my fat ass for" is leagues away from "actively trying to destroy…

…is Kanye giving us Blue Steel on that cover?

Honestly, the investment in Spotify Super-Special Chocolate Double-Fudge Sundae Supreme or whatever the fuck they're calling it nowadays has been one of the better financial decisions I've made as of late. Do it. Pull the trigger. One of us, one of us, one of us…

"Whitey McWhiterson and His Yuppie Friends Get Mugged?"

Hey kids! Alan Moore is mad about something!

Just hit that part.

Just wrapped up episode two. Truth be told, I'm a terrible TV and movie watcher, but I'm digging this so far.

I'm starting to suspect that I should watch Twin Peaks.

And then they evolve into Charizards!

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