Now, now. Don't get all cheesy in here.

That was the strangest episode of Laverne and Shirley ever.

I used to have that job.

So it's on Lifetime?

And when that fails, make a montage of stills from Naruto set to your favorite Dashboard Confessional song.

Truth be told, Anna Kendrick doesn't do much for me.

Mark Wahlberg?

"Throat Warbler Mangrove."

The odd question mark placement led me to believe that this was a reposted A7X comment, but the capitalization is too good for that.

Don't we all just use Spotify, SoundCloud, BandCamp, GrooveShark, Pandora, and good ol' fashioned piracy to listen to music online nowadays and more directly support our small-time artists of choice? Does anyone actually care about music videos? I can't remember the last time I saw a music video and went either:

People on the internet are jumping on a hatred bandwagon without all the facts?!?

Your avatar makes me think of a posh old British man asking about YouTube Poops which is really the best thing the internet has ever done for me

Hmm…

…why do you have one of those

"If they had focused on the fluid and open-ended vendetta mechanics rather than hitting the expected trailer beats…"

Metal Gear was never for me. The story's always felt bloated and unintelligible (pro tip: everyone is betraying everyone), the game play either bizarro-logic or paper-thin, and the tone inconsistent at best or your-weird-uncle creepy at worst.

WAIT DO YOU HAVE A NEW HUSKER DU ALBUM FOR ME???

You must be a hit at parties.

TIL that Sam the Hedgehog is involved in something called The War of the Mechs. Also, apparently I'm a girl.

*groans, upvotes*