A rap song about your wedding is more gangsta than rapping about your new baby, but less gangsta than rapping about the Addams Family. 

No, you're thinking of Jon Bongiovi.

No, you're thinking of Jon Bongiovi.

When the guy from Foreigner says he's too hardcore for a song, you should have alarms sounding in your head about continuing with that song.

When the guy from Foreigner says he's too hardcore for a song, you should have alarms sounding in your head about continuing with that song.

Now gain 50 pounds, age 25 years and turn into Hearst.  I want to be Bullock! Call me!

Now gain 50 pounds, age 25 years and turn into Hearst.  I want to be Bullock! Call me!

I hope she stays in England! Don't come back!

I hope she stays in England! Don't come back!

What about Santa With Muscles? The name alone makes me laugh. What a funny mental image it causes!

What about Santa With Muscles? The name alone makes me laugh. What a funny mental image it causes!

What about vulgar kids searching for a pirate treasure and being chased by a violent yet inept family? None of that? Well, I'll wait until someone gets closer to what I'm looking for.

What about vulgar kids searching for a pirate treasure and being chased by a violent yet inept family? None of that? Well, I'll wait until someone gets closer to what I'm looking for.

Watching the director's cut of Dances With Wolves makes me realize that the production design was well-done, but, as far as storytelling goes, the movie was saved by a judicious editor.  Pointless scene after pointless scene after repetitive scene.  Edited, it is much better, but my opinion of Costner as director…

Watching the director's cut of Dances With Wolves makes me realize that the production design was well-done, but, as far as storytelling goes, the movie was saved by a judicious editor.  Pointless scene after pointless scene after repetitive scene.  Edited, it is much better, but my opinion of Costner as director…

Hah.  Buttafuoco.  That couldn't have been his real name.

Hah.  Buttafuoco.  That couldn't have been his real name.

I'm not sure of your tone, but you cannot seriously hate Leprechaun 4: In Space.  If you didn't know what to expect before a movie called Leprechaun 4: In Space started, you deserve anything you get.  For me, that movie is the pinnacle of the series, and I am not joking. Their description of what DNA is and can do is…

I'm not sure of your tone, but you cannot seriously hate Leprechaun 4: In Space.  If you didn't know what to expect before a movie called Leprechaun 4: In Space started, you deserve anything you get.  For me, that movie is the pinnacle of the series, and I am not joking. Their description of what DNA is and can do is…

There are a million people like you who love to say Malkovich lines because every time I play cards, someone or multiple people are saying "don't splash the pot" "cheeck", and whatever else.  You hear people saying it, like it is still funny.  No one passes up that opportunity.  Please, Rounders producers, make a…