Your cherry? If you're a girl also, that makes this story way more awesome. I also had a chance with the class slut, but when we started watching VHS tapes of the Simpsons we had recorded, and she started mocking us, I said, "nuts to her".

Are you kidding me? That movie is awesome. I'm going to watch it this weekend in protest of this comment.

HipsterDBag is that you?

My wife has horrible taste in music if left to her own devices.  It's only an issue when concerts come into play, but go listen to whatever you want on your iPod, sweetie.  I think separate tastes in movies (where we align much more) would be more of an issue, since that's more often a shared thing.

If this is serious: it's okay.  there's more social misfits here than not.

I talked to a kid who was 7 years old yesterday.  When he's my age, I'll be 60. Unless I get so depressed I die spectacularly and take out a lot of innocent people in a sports stadium or something.

"Cool As Ice": I had sort of discovered so-bad-it's-good in high school, and thoroughly laughed at this film.  For some reason, I couldn't understand why this girl wasn't laughing at Vanilla Ice lines like "drop that zero" and lesser-known gems like "wackhead tried to play baseball with my homeboy's bike".   That was…

And Shoe Fights, starring what's-his-face from Austin Powers, who is now in jail.  Shoe Fights is actually more about prison life.

And greasified.  Does too much fried food make the grease come out your pores?

Long takes impress me; my feeling is that I would probably score this movie higher because that gimmick seems to work magic on me.  But don't you think "Rope" is like top 5 Hitchcock?

The funniest word I've ever heard a child use for flatulence: "fluff".  As in, "He just fluffed." It makes me laugh now.

I vote Jeremy Renner as Matt Tracker.  Or is it Trakker? And Jake Lloyd as his annoying son.  He's still 10, right?

He's done two so far in 10 years, after saying he would do all 50. I can't want to tune in around numbers 35-40.  Whether we have artificially elongated the human lifespan or his god won't let him die, the music of a 150 year old man will be awesome.

Prove it.

Yeah, some of those live reworkings on that Dublin disc are pretty great.  He reworks something off of his double-album disaster (If I Fall Behind, after checking) that sounds pretty good too. 

Those "wedding bells ring" wedding bells just ooze 80s.

1. Reason To Believe
2. Thunder Road
3. Badlands
4. Tom Joad
5. No Surrender

It's better watching them do "No Surrender".  The Gaslight singer knows the importance of knowing the lyrics to the other guys' song.

I've been going through his whole catalog in the past few weeks, even through those two albums, and they are an embarrassment. They are so bad that you would think that he was about to retire, that he had absolutely nothing else to say.  The fact that any meaningful work came after those abominations is pretty…

Nebraska is tops for me.  And the pseudo-sequel Tom Joad is pretty great, too.