What about "Say Hello To Heaven"? I remember enjoying that song more than "Hunger Strike", maybe because it didn't have Vedder barfing all over it. 

When those lyrics are written out, they are laughable.  I haven't heard the song in like 15 years, but I'm sure it would probably not have aged well either.

A lamp?

The jokey songs seem to be the ones I like the most: "Wi Nae Wee Bairn" is right up there with my favorite songs from them. And I listen to the beginning of "Too Drunk to Dream" a few times before going into the rest of the song.

I'm trying to figure out why this isn't the way I want it.

Hibachi?

I'm gonna say they didn't even get that far.  It was just the 8s.  Which isn't a letter that C3PO even has in his name.  Which is why it was so hilarious.

I'm partial to tulips.

I loved Ice Cream Cones cereal.  I love cereal that doesn't even try to be some stupid cartoon character or even disguise it with a funny name.  I think Aldi has a brand of cereal called "Kookies". They're just tiny cookies.  Legally, though, they had to change the spelling so it wasn't literally cookies for breakfast.

I used to eat around the berries and save a special treat for myself at the end.  Kids today don't have to work for their sweets.

Why they bothered to separate two different bags of highly sugared, barely fruit-flavored cereal is a total mystery.  A taste-testing Ph D couldn't tell the two apart.

I hope this is as great of an app as the iPhone AV Club Film app.  You can just read reviews of movies but not read the comments nor can you post additional comments.  But you can read reviews of movies.

I was under the Star Wars spell. Even though I asked myself "Why am I eating this?" my mom still bought several boxes and I ate multiple bowls per day. 

"Wuh-wuh-wuss?"
"Can it, Frank."

Here's my repeated complaint about C3POs cereal: sometimes the connection between the cereal shapes and the source material is pretty lame (sugary Chex in Ninja Turtles cereal are now "Ninja nets"?) But here's why it was C3PO.  Because each of the letters could fit into a number 8.  So the cereal was just a bunch of…

You know why you shake like that? Vitamin deficiency, I bet.

My ultimate irresponsible cereal horror story was in high school, as well.  Working in a grocery story, I had two bowl cocoa krispies and chocolate milk on my break.  I think I left my shift early because I felt so sick. 

This is probably the only place appropriate to post this.  When I was young, Boo Berry cereal changed the color of my poo.  I was mortified enough to not eat it again.  That was just too unnatural of a side effect.  Of course, I ate like four bowls of it at a time. But where's the warning?

I had Nintendo cereal once, where the first ingredient listed was sugar, and its gimmick was that one side was Mario cereal pieces and the other Zelda cereal pieces.  I loved Nintendo but I still couldn't finish that cereal.

That's pretty common.  I don't eat any cereal that leaves my milk white afterwards.