I don't care which country it stands in for, as long as afterwards they clarify that it is the Middle East, like in Transformers.  Where is Qatar? Please tell me because I am a moron.

Yeah, I hadn't been exposed to their music for a while until one day at the gym, I forgot my iPod, and the Soul Sister song was piped into the speakers, and I guarantee you that was the last time I forgot my iPod.  They are almost crossing the line from ridiculous into hilarious.  But not yet crossing the line.

I'd wear a dirty diaper all day.  Her involvement is sort of arbitrary. 

Another cool high school story bro-

Terrence Malick SHOT OF ANIMAL FOR 40 SECONDS WHILE SOMEONE READS POETRY IN VOICE-OVER

You might have read it.  A little thing called "New Testament"?

Am I being too nitpicky if I say some of those are kind of a stretch? The argument between Stoltz and Travolta is at eye-level. 

Well I'm 26 and you're 80. 

Or convince him to rewrite the guy as two separate parts, recast the Olsen twins for those two parts and make the two girls twins who are different but both involved in wacky adventures, and drop the whole revenge concept. 

Totally surprised that this wasn´t on the list, and I´m surprised that it was so far down.  This was something that everyone should have known wouldn't have worked.

They should write a song about how tough it is to tour as a successful band.  I really identify with songs like that.

That classic outdoors scent covers up the not-showered-in-days stench in a subtle, sophisticated way.

I think subtitling depends more on the show than your player.  I have a PS3 and I can subtitle when the movie has it.  It doesn't always have it, though.  That's the rub.

Trace is great, and Wide Swing Tremelo has some good songs.  The second album is pretty forgettable, and I keep giving chances to his later ones but they are never very good.

Nothing tops "California Stars". Ever.

Until they write a lyric along the lines of:

Argle Bargle or Foofaraw?

I don't care where the stuff I love comes from! I just love the stuff I love!

See Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.  Well, don't see it, more like read about the plot on the internet somewhere.

Here's a double feature: Go watch the original Robocop and then follow it up with either The Elite Squad or The Enemy Within (your pick).  Then imagine someone pointing a gun at those two films and saying "Have a baby".  Then come back here and post an apology.