There's something about young actresses that turn into adults: it makes me feel old, and if they are hot, it makes me feel old and disgusting.  I want all child actresses to go crazy and OD before they get their driver's license, and for all adult actresses to be assembled from robots in factories so I don't feel that…

I watched it for the camp aspect (I think) since I was a teenager when that first season came out, but I'd like to morph her zord.

Dude, it's Frodo.  Being with someone his own size allows him to remain aroused without insecurity.

I had a crush on the girl reindeer in Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.  Then the next day I wrote the lyrics of the song on a sheet of paper to…. give to her, I guess?

The fact that "The Late Greats" is my favorite Wilco song perplexes even me. 

He made a Jay Z reference in a speech.  How could he not add "Dirt Off Your Shoulder"?

No "South Of Heaven"?  He could do it to anger them but say he did it for the awesome riff.

He's turning his back on the goth voter.

We know he listens to Jay Z, but hip-hop is apparently too black for the general public.  Darius Rucker is a black man that even white America can love.

It´s in 4DD.  The extra "D" is for the extra dwarves in the movie.  The additional dimension is that dwarves are very short.

That´s the god I currently worship until Calista rotates around into view next spring.

The Brick Testament was my gateway drug to the Old Testament.  Now I´m hooked.

But did you hear it's in 3D? Not boring 2D like other movies you've seen.

Yeah, he's directed a ton of stuff for kids.  He sent the bill for his mansion to Nickelodeon.

FLAGGED

NMH has lots of sexual references in their songs, so after listening to them, I sort of took it as a reference to male… uh… milk. 

I couldn't believe that Dead Kennedys are actually all living people!

Linda couldn't sing though.  At least if that alleged tape of her hacking "Hey Jude" to death with her voice is legitimate.

I only agree if it is a nude beach.

Between those and "The Backstroke of the West" subtitles, I'm more of a fan of the internet bastardizations of the prequels than the actual prequels themselves.  I'm serious; make those bonus options and I will consider purchasing the prequels.