That's why the trailer was so awesome.  There's good stuff in there, if someone else cuts it right and puts it together like a normal director should.

I was going to say something similar.  Every year, you´re probably going to say the same thing.  "They've got a new album out?"

I'm not Flash Gordon.  It's just The Flash, from now on, damn it!

But if you were a billionaire through seemingly little work of your own, and had tons of time to spend with your massive wealth? You might do it just out of boredom.  You might decide just to take everyone out, and hope some criminals go down with the boat you decided to blow up. 

"Arrow" was too many letters, so they just have a picture of an arrow.  And someone reads the credits aloud at the start of the show.

Arrows, swords, spears, salamis, baseball bats; they're all phallic imagery.  Phallic symbols are everywhere, even in cacti, in skyscrapers, in zucchini… why do I have an erection now?

Arrows, swords, spears, salamis, baseball bats; they're all phallic imagery.  Phallic symbols are everywhere, even in cacti, in skyscrapers, in zucchini… why do I have an erection now?

If you're old enough to know what strategy is, you're already too old for Candy Land.

I like the one who put it on his dog.  Your dog doesn't understand the humor and can't remove it himself, but he sure is terrified.

Is the Cult goth rock? If they're goth rock, and the Cure isn't, we need a new definition.

You've proved you're not insane. Don't lock this cartoon vampire up!

I guess he kind of does look like Skeet Ulrich.

"She sometimes sounded like she was thinking more of a cupcake recipe more than keeping time."

Ew.

I didn't know where I stood on gay robot love, but I guess I'm fer it.

I had a Shakespeare professor who said something similar.  You're not an 80-year-old cousin of record executive David Geffen are you?  I think Branaugh has questionable taste in selecting Yanks to do Shakespeare in his films, and he lucked out with placing a dud in a role that basically exists just to get the plot…

Are you saying rape prevents death for fat people? Because I would love to hear someone proclaim that as a political platform.

She should have stuck around until 23 or so.  There's some curveballs you don't see coming.

Heller still had all of Cube's money at that time.  Once he dropped the cargo, he was makin' all the dough,and Amerikkka's Most Wanted didn't come out until 1990.

My first suggestion would be to take out the goofy-ass sound effects to return it to a show for adults.  After that has been dealt with, put in Koufax or Bob Feller or The Bird or whoever.