I would watch a few more seasons of Frank's Place. *READ TODD'S FRANK'S PLACE PIECE, POSTING ON THIS SITE IN A FEW WEEKS!*

Honestly, TVOTI might be done. It's one of the things I have to figure out at Vox.

I will. But I suspect there is some hungry young tyro, waiting in the wings, ready to prove themselves when it comes to their ability to review shockingly nonsensical television.

Rescue Me is a wildly ambitious mess of a show that never quite won me back after the producers had no idea how to handle a sexual assault in season three that they insisted was not a sexual assault. Nevertheless, there are good episodes and moments in every season, and it can be an invigorating watch.

Secretly, this is all I am going to do at Vox. Article one: "How does a cat get up, up, up to the Heaviside Layer?"

1. I hope to, but have never completed reading last year's entries.

Excuse me. I'm Mr. FfrewRedNav!

I wanted our first time to be special. Aren't you glad we waited?

Butterbear from the Wuzzles.

Hat. For obvious reasons.

It is really called Fronk's!

Well, I reviewed every episode…

I aim to bring that up on day one.

No. I would never leave because of a commenting system, though I am no fan of Disqus.

Zack is going to finish the series out. Maybe I will pop up in comments!

I asked Keith Phipps for some freelance work on Facebook. Even though a recession was on, he said sure! And then I basically did the TV Editor job for free for a while, starting that summer. And then in 2010, he asked me if I wanted to be a full-time staff member. And I said sure!

Yes.

Does Frank hurt or hug the Fieri Beast? It's The Lady Or The Tiger for a new generation!

Yes!

Well, maybe if you didn't have a doo wop group…