Stupid monkey.

Maybe Lost?

It's just too easy to pick something off Human Touch or Lucky Town, isn't it? You have to go with one of the established classics, just to piss everybody off. And then you can't go with "Meeting Across The River," because that's the easiest possible answer. Before I caveat myself into somehow answering with "Born To…

There is an actual, real list.

Sadly, I have had to work Sundays for the past several years. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN TO EVERYBODY ELSE.

My favorite cartoon as a kid was Scooby Doo. It is not very good.

USA! USA! USA! But mostly out of reflexive habit. I have also enjoyed watching Belgium quite a bit, and I think it would be kind of funny if Belgium won anything. I AM JUST ROOTING FOR A GOOD GAME.

No. I want you to be like the statue in Ozymandias to future generations.

1.) "Advanced Dungeons & Dragons"

Aw, shucks, no, kids. I'll see you on the third weekend of every fourth month and on every Christmas during a leap year!

You shouldn't have, Tee Martin!

1.) I love a lot of commenters. There are some gimmick commenters who really make me chuckle, in particular. Saying Cookie Monster seems almost too easy at this point, plus, he should probably be taken out of commission, so I will say I love The Narrator Returns lengthy, off-topic posts, Scrawler's friendliness (while…

Maybe if I have time this weekend and can find all the original image files, I will try to fix this.

I hope to have time to edit some of it now that I'm not working 14 hours a day, seven days a week.

IHOP forever. My wife bears an irrational hatred of Denny's, so they have been written out of my life. Though I once ate at one with my family on Christmas Eve, so.

Yes! I asked about this about a month ago and it is still on the list of things to be done.

I had that thought. But a lot of people just read the headers and skip to comments. It's why everything up until "Free Bird" is ALMOST normal.

I am Todd VanDerWerff, TV Editor for the A.V. Club for 24-ish more hours. Ask me anything.

Sorry, man. Wheels are in motion. I can't stop the process. Let go and let Frank!

Fuck, I better quit my job.