He does seem like a great guy, and he's goofy as hell. Have you seen the episode when, while he and Joanna are shopping at an antiques store, he takes off his shirt, and puts on a pair of wooden shoes and a huge tool belt? When she sees him she bursts out laughing. I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face.

I think I've only heard him call her "kiddo" a couple times. I don't find it creepy, but it is a little odd, seeing as how they both use "kiddoes" when talking about their children.

I'm genuinely shocked by the number people here who have crazy right-wing family members. I'm more of a lefty than my siblings are, but they all lean to the liberal side. My parents were diehard Dems to the end. My mom was beside herself when George W. became president. She went on a rant about how he was going to…

Fixer Upper is the only HGTV show that's worth watching.

Everyone has failed to mention that they're twin. Identical twins. That's what's important.

You speak the truth. I'm missing @avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus ' recaps as much as I'm missing the show itself.

Yeah. I mean, Daniel spent half his life not making a move without permission. He would definitely wait for the Open sign.

I can understand her taking a while to get her bearings and, as a result, behaving in a completely ridiculous and inappropriate way. But when I say a while, I mean a month or two. Six months in and she still couldn't figure out what she was doing wrong. I mean, someone had to remind her that Jon was her boss, not her…

Doesn't he though. Maybe it's that lingering sense of douchiness that turns me off.

everything involving Farrell felt fresh and exciting and incisive.

Jade was a bizarre blend of awful and awesome, and she was a fucking hoot. The girl had confidence, no doubt. But, man, she tended to go from confident to delusional in about 3 seconds.

Yeah, I loved how Snoopy would fuck with Lucy's head. I think he was the only one who wasn't afraid of her.

Last year, a bat got into our house. We discovered it right after we'd gotten in bed for the night. All three cats were on the bed, and all suddenly went crazy. I looked up and saw the bat flying around the bedroom. It took us four days to get that bugger out of our house. Those things really know how to hide.

There have been way more bats in my house (3. At least they weren't all there at once) than there have been drug lords (0, as far as I know). I don't hate bats, but I don't want them in my house, either.

Yeah, I'm not convinced it's too much even for Trey. He's a bold, arrogant motherfucker who, while no dummy, is not as smart as he thinks he is. He's on a mission; nothing's going to stop him from trying to put Daniel's ass back in prison.

He was the Captain Tuttle of movie reviewers.

No only is he a real dude, but there was a time when he had credibility.

Mommy. And thank you.

Tuna salad. My 20 year old cat will only eat canned tuna these days. What's worse is it has to be right out of the can; if I'm lucky, she'll eat some that's been in the fridge for a few hours. Sometimes the only thing she'll consume is the water from the can. I've been eating tuna salad for a week.

Pretty much every second he was on screen was indescribably terrifying. That first scene freaked me out in a way that I seldom get freaked out. I was worried about the kind of dreams I'd have when I went to bed.