He's from central PA. He never had a chance.

Celebrity Jeopardy!

Whore Ads!

Those little buggers dig their way into your heart and your refrigerator. They have a mission and there's no stopping them.

Ha! I banned myself from Walmart. I much prefer Big Lots. Gong there is a big adventure. You never know what you'll find.

Yeah, I caught that bit about Adalind being pregnant again. I wanted to throw something at the TV.

Big Lots might be their best bet. They could probably get a high-volume discount.

Well, Adalind's never been the sharpest knife in the block, so it's no wonder her fighting strategy is less than stellar.

That was a glorious fight. Bonus: Watching Adalind freak out afterwards.

"Cats" and "knives" in the same paragraph makes me nervous. God knows what instructions they get from the mothership.

You deserve many upvotes for "three-way tie of 'meh'".

If by "making out" you mean Juliette standing victorious over Adalind's unconscious body, then I agree with you.

Uri Geller must be around 150 years old by now. I can't remember a time when I didn't know who he was.

Assuming there isn't an innate behavioral problem with the child, it really is about the parents, I think. Maybe they're the ones who deserve a good slapping.

I think he really does, and he doesn't realize that wanting it that much means he'll never be cool.

Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans
Go out to the car and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans
Fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers
Brew me up another pot of tea
Put another log on fire, baby
And tell me why it is you're leavin' me

Awww, poor Blaise. The hair is stupid, but I'll give it a pass. He just wants to be cool.

For me, this became a really fun season once Aaron was gone. That guy was a nasty piece of work, and a waste of air time. I was happy they didn't try to create another villain, or fake drama, through bullshit editing. This was definitely the best regular season since season 6.

I noticed he poured a boatload of sugar into those carrots. Even considering he had to make enough for a dozen or so people, that seemed like an awful lot of sugar to throw in at one time. Carrots are already sweet. You need to dole out that sugar carefully. Panic can make you do crazy things.

I have to wonder what Gregory was thinking with the shrimp heads. I mean, it's not uncommon to get whole in-the-shell shrimp in a soup or a stir fry, or what have you. I find it annoying, but at least it's easy to see that the shrimp haven't been shelled. It's also easier to pick them up and remove the shells…