Craig Ferguson and Stephen Colbert are both in the last week of their shows. I'm so sad.

While I like the premise of Ascension, and I didn't hate the episode, I thought it was a huge mess. It's hard to explain why; I was left speechless by a fair amount of it because there was so much that was just goddamn stupid. "You have to solve a real, live, actual murder? Here. Read a Raymond Chandler book." Because…

Yikes! It's stories like this that make me glad I am so woefully ignorant of the Old Testament. We learned next to nothing about it in the Catholic schools I attended. It's was all "New Testament this" and "New Testament that". (Not that I remember much about it.)

I will. Thanks.

Ha! I think her back story is she was a super-hacker who was eventually caught by the FBI. Instead of sending her to jail they put her to work.

Yeah, I'm really annoyed over it. I sat down one day to watch a few episodes of Leverage, and there was Criminal Minds instead. Maybe I'm crazy, but I'd much rather watch Eliot beating the crap out of the bad guys, and Parker breaking into unbreakable safes an impenetratable buildings, than watch women being…

Seriously. I'm not a swooner, but I could stare at Shemar Moore for hours.

I am severely disappointed in WOT. You'd think they'd at least give it a mention here, yes?

Now I have to watch it. I think Lifetime is airing every couple of hours until Christmas.

That's exactly what it's about. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong.

Oh man, I just listened to Rosalita. it's been so long since I listened to that song. I'd forgotten how great it is.

"Rock and Roll Waltz" by Kay Starr. I am so fucking old.

I always thought it was "Love is the one thing that money can't buy."

But Bruce's speech about stealing Badlands straight from We Gotta Get Out Of This Place makes me think she probably had the right idea anyway.
If you're gonna steal, you might as well steal from the best.

Ion was showing Leverage reruns for quite a while, but pulled them in favor of even more Criminal Minds. I guess Leverage wasn't tawdry enough.

*Fisticuffs break out!*

In the battle of geek-girl techie geniuses, Garcia will always win out over Abby from NCIS.

That's one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

That's the only way I could accept Monroe being killed off. But in order to get to that point, Rosalee will have to suffer losing the love of her life, and I can't bear the thought of Rosalee being that sad.

Ha! Thank god for small favors.