On the other hand, I would probably spend the rest of my life trying to finance an R-rated Hitman starring Tim Gunn, if I thought it would come to anything.

Yeah. My impression is that regardless of any difference in sweetness or flavor corn syrup has a longer after-taste than sugar, and that things flavored with sugar taste a little crisper because corn syrup just hangs around longer on your tongue, which can feel cloying. Artificial sweeteners are even worse, with…

I was distracted by Padma's boobs so many times tonight, for better or worse. Everybody else was dressed fairly casually & typically for outdoor eating, and Padma's just strolling around in 6 inches of crepe paper, like she do.

I wasn't looking at his neck, man.

Sucks to be one of those Pennsylvanians? Oregon was still only 39% Republican in 2016, has been blue since '88, has 7 electoral votes, and votes by mail from the pacific time zone. The President has practically been anointed before they even start opening our ballots at 5pm PST. I will readily admit that if I lived…

I voted Stein, I'll admit it. Fuck alls y'all!!

It seems fairly obvious that McGregor defines success by picking the biggest tattoo off of the nearest parlor's display wall, and telling his tailor to make all his suits 2 sizes too small.

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Funko figures are the bumper stickers of the 21st century.

I've always enjoyed the line about "fucked around and got a triple-double", as it implies that Ice Cube is meticulously tracking his rebounding and assist statistics during casual pick-up games.

I am slightly surprised to see how many people still think Bill Clinton was a good president. My opinions on Clinton's presidency get uglier with every passing year. Dude pretty much re-purposed the Democratic party as Republican-lite, and turned them into the corporate shills they are today.

I dunno if Gore would've followed the same playbook, but Bill Clinton certainly never let his party affiliation get in the way of some good ol' deregulatin'.

Seriously, who do they imagine is watching those Underworld movies & why do they think they're asking for more?

AKA the Molly Hatchet effect.

I certainly don't mean it as any kind of criticism against Bowie, his fans, or anybody who enjoys this style of music, and it's probably not even worth the effort to type it out, but: this Blackstar stuff really does nothing for me.

He didn't strike me as acting effeminate either, but on the other hand there have been several times this season where he's been talking off-screen before they show his face, and I've mistaken his voice for a woman's.

I've been hoping somebody would make a show about zombies!

The best part of EVERY show on Viceland is when the unnecessary narrator is breathlessly telling you about where he/she is going as they are just about to get in to a car. No matter what show you're watching, or what subject it's covering, it will contain ten minutes of someone just about to get inside a car.

I'm glad you're comment made me go check out the video…that is some industrial-grade cringe. It sounds like someone playing trumpet semi-competently over a lifeless karaoke track, and everybody over-selling it in the video only makes it worse/better.

Let me selflessly volunteer to lay out my problems with this lady: