4,000 retainers for the edo clan didn't even show up to work that day.

3 Count were great, I really can't believe they managed to sell Tank Abbot on that gimmick, but it was hilarious. Also, William Regal has never been not awesome…lookit him squeeze those oranges!

"Rob Halford…..I don't know about you."

annyeong.

It doesn't matter what you think.

We call it a "christmas tree" in the joint….shiv some peckerwood with that thing and he can't pull the shank out, unless he wants to spill his guts all over the yard.

Tommy Lee's parts of 'The Dirt' (a HIGHLY entertaining read, by the way) are the best….the best, Jerry! "When I first started dating Pamela I thought things were all good, but it turns out they were all bad, bro!"

Man, you are giving Yeardley Smith some shade, considering she's an even bigger part of the Simpsons.

I certainly don't mean to suggest that Lemmy/Motorhead shouldn't be celebrated, or that folks shouldn't be sad that he passed. I's just fascinated by how his "brand" kind of grew bigger than his music, without much (if any) conscious effort.

I find the cult of Lemmy/Motorhead fascinating….mostly because it's kind of based on ether. 99.9% of the people who will claim to be deeply affected by Lemmy's death, will write some soliloquy equating to him to rock royalty, yet have never heard a single Motorhead song aside from 'Ace of Spades'. None of which is to…

I'm sorry your mom blew up, Baulderstone.

in front of a festival crowd?!?

In that there show screencapped above, two of the characters are trial lawyers who are indeed drafted for some fantasy trialing.

You should definitely listen to Speak of the Devil again, it's the best! Bark at the Moon, not so much.

Speak of the Devil was the live record of Sabbath covers (which is fucking awesome), so likely isn't what you're thinking of. Diary of a Madman? Bark at the Moon?

I can't kiss you ,baby…you smell like piss.

Peggy has an excuse: she's nuts!

I remember being obsessed with a girl who was really into Sublime at that time, and in particular she put that song on the jukebox to try and convince me that they were good (they aren't!) and was kind of seductively miming the handjob lyrics to me……but rather than take any kind of hint I put "Thirty Days in the Hole"…

Yeah, I revere the first Blade Runner, but I've been serially disappointed in Ridley Scott for seemingly decades now, and Harrison Ford looks like a puffy muppet…but I'm still in for this. I'm hoping that (hypothetically) keeping the stakes & scale small (and the fact that he's not actually directing it) will pull…

According to my friend's dad 30 years ago: Pia Zadora