I wanted a laugh…
…so I'm reading Marmaduke.

Your just like David Spade without Chris Farley: alone and useless

No, the other "garia"

I've tried 5 times to read Space Ulysses by Space James Joyce…and space failed.

I don't think "frat boy" and "self-aware" really go together.

Deep Blue Sea? A SHARK ATE ME! A MUTHA FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!

Not only was whatshername a nonentity, she looked like she had some Deep Ones in her ancestry.

If you're tired of Trek, why not review B5 next.

Seems the odds a pretty slim that Prince Adam would randomly hold the correct sword aloft and say the correct phrase.

I don't think anyone had records in 1999….

I used to collect Donald Uck, before it got all preachy and shit.

Why don't you two go to the gym and pump each other?

Your wife said we had the same build, from the waist up I assume.

Maybe it's sassy minus smart.

So America is villified because we chose to do away with the faux French affectation "-our"?

Yeah, "looks like…"

@CG

Dey took ur jubs!

@Dr. Reasonable

@hoodwink