I'm from Oregon. We are stupid fucking idiots

Nice

You made lemonade shout out my nose! Ow!

And/or kakow!

Let's not forget chapter after chapter describing what people are eating.

Burn!

In Soviet Russia line butchers you

It's going to take more than 5 days. Also, genetics.

I'm surprised that it took so long for someone to say that. Excelsior!

Yes. I mean no.

I know all those words, but that title doesn't make any sense

I thought I was the only one who thought that

That's a lot of salt.

Read it the same way myself

I also assume that "Chocolate" diamonds used to be junk that they finally found a market for.

Purple monkey dishwasher

Anakin lost both arms. And both legs.

And/or kakow!

In Soviet Russia, It damns God

The town JD is made in is a dry town. Ironic or something