Group
Is there an advocacy group who will stand up for those of us who are half man, half bear and half pig?

Maybe the dialog will be in lolcatz…

I'm late, but I'll throw my hat in the ring!

If I recall correctly, Stan Marsh was responsible for 9/11. And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for the Hardly Boys.

Emelio gets a lifetime pass for Repo Man.

Don't blame me, *I* voted for Kodos.

I'm pretty sure…
that sic semper tyrannis means "Twas ever thus"

I hate to be defensor fides here, but the Catholic teaching on suicide is a lot more nuanced the the OP says. The whole suicide == quick trip to Hell is pretty out of date.

Sterilize the rotten fruit before throwing it. I'm totally serial!

In Theory
Communism works. In theory.

I loved the Orson Welles "Filled with green pea-ness" "Green pea-ness? I'm out of here."

We're the MTV Generation, we feel neither highs nor lows.

What about the Mexican SuperFriends?

Broke or made better?

Vic Sage is still dead. As is his Watchmen knock-off.

I disagree about The Question. The only thing that's changed is that the Question is now a chick who's in to other chicks.

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Smith Barney? Buncha bitches! Old-ass farts!

Meanwhile, back at the Halls of Residence…

Are you saying we have some kind of a Towlie-ban?