I think they should do a season where Jack is the only one who kills anybody (he's already clocking in above 50%) and see how long it takes people to notice.

That's interesting. I wonder what would happen if you cut together the entire series and took out all the non-Jack scenes, then showed it to someone who had never seen the show before. I think you could actually follow it because people are constantly explaining what's going on to each other. The only disorienting…

Or, in the middle of episode 11, right when Jack is disarming the bomb, he could get shot in the head by someone off screen. Then Eddie Olmos steps out of the shadows, gun smoking, walks over to the nuclear bomb, and detonates it.

Plus, most crappy foreign movies don't make it to America.

Simple solution. Stab your sister in the neck.

My opinion…
…is that I disagree with some of you. And agree with others.

Careful…Jesus has been drinking….
Josh Modell, YOU'RE like two things I may already own, an iPhone and a laptop.

35% good
I agree. I also think that the script and the girl's performance were way better than the direction. This could have been a stupid horror classic, but it falls short due to the directors intense incompetence.

Ok.

I looked at the YouTube clip of footage from the movie (thanks, Louis). It seems kind of like it's being ridiculous on purpose. Are you sure it's not a comedy? Maybe a really dry, sneaky comedy…

I'm too lazy to look this up…
But has there ever been an F- review before? Also, I like James Franco, but David Cross' portrayal of Allen Ginsberg in I'm Not There (basically David Cross as himself with a beard) will always be the definitive version for me.

Ah, well argued.

Adrian Brody creates a monster
There is no way that the movie you are talking about will live up to the movie that I just created in my head when I read this phrase.

"Um, why read this feature if you're going to criticize the participants for following the rules?"

Unfortunately, Mikey B, all of those people are involved.

Really? Even though it sucks? Well, okay.

Jeff Zucker
Charlie Rose's Monday interview with Jeff Zucker is now online at charlierose.com.

Yeah, it's blurred, but only the face itself. His highly recognizable hairdo and head shape are intact. That's what makes it so funny.

And more to the point, Conan can still take a joke like that and improvise a second, more absurd punchline to make the whole thing work. After the original punchline, he said, "It's the same thing but with sour cream."

That's a good clip. Also, Dick Ebersol is a douche.