"What if Jesus was holding the machine gun? There's a twist you didn't consider, huh Stevie?"

"I'll tell you why, extremely compromising photos of various NBC execs. It's the only explanation."

Excuse me, but Yoko is awesome.

Oh, me.
This is NOT what I fucking had in mind, you douchenozzle!

Look, Noel Murray, I'm not trying to be mean, and I truly do believe that your kid is gifted, talented, and probably very adorable to boot …. but you live in Arkansas, right?

Hmmm
Are you sure that the real scandal wasn't that the host of the show, who cheats on his wife, wasn't being accused by his daughter, a coke addict, of molesting her as a child, while at the same time the executive producer's son was a misogynistic motivational speaker, and then one of the contestants peed onstage…

I agree with previous posters that Jennifer Chiba may be responsible.

@AmelieGilletteFan

Jesus Christ - Podcast Afficianado
Keith Phipps' speech pattern is the exact same as Carlton Cuse's.

Suckers.
Tee hee, this stuff never gets old.

Let's be fair. Jay Leno might suck, but he's not the one who keeps letting Jay Leno stay on the air.

Let The Right One In, bitches!
I am looking forward to the entry on "Let the Right One In."

Oh, and I forgot…

Dear people from 7 months ago,

It's time for the Hater to move to the next level
Talk is cheap, Amelie Gillette.

It's time for the Hater to move to the next level
Talk is cheap, Amelie Gillette.

Why not? It worked for the Hulk.

Z00D1AC M0THERFLICKER should fight ZMF like in X-Men, and then when Cyclops asks the real ZMF how can he know that he's really him, he can say, "You're a huge tool" in all capital letters.

No, no, it's not "former dog."

Strangelovian
"The term "Strangelovian" tends to get tossed around gratuitously these days"