I was noticing tonight how much the actor who plays Carl resembles the one who played his mother, Lori, Kind of uncanny.

Karen obviously didn't immolate herself. Someone killed them in their cells, dragged them out to the courtyard, and burned their bodies.

Well, he was a Sales Manager. And nobody trustworthy is ever in Sales.

Just how in the hell do they expect us to waste time efficiently here with this new system???

Oh wow! I used to say that about a former manager we had - that he was "tall, blond, and blandly handsome".

Sean Jungian

The Death Vagina is in the American Horror Story:Coven thread!

You skipped the good part!

Yet the dorm stockbrokers were surprisingly unpopular. Go figure.

Heh. Something in your post made me snicker, but I'm not sayin' what. You know what it is.

I feel ya on the mom thing. Like a lot of people, I have a "complicated" relationship with my mother, too. She's a very needy person, and while I've never told her I don't like her, I've told her repeatedly that I only have so much emotional energy to spend on people, and the bulk of that goes to my son. Yet she…

Define "huge".

Mostly I think the specific sexual act performed doesn't matter, but we're using handjob as shorthand, in the service of joke clarity/consistency.

And you can take a lovely souvenir afterward!

And now I'm thinking maybe I should put my frustrated-writer skills toward self-publishing human-on-car porn.

Don't listen to Andrew Ryan - the Scots are just trying to keep all those sexy, sexy sheep for themselves.

Vaginas are magical!

Ha, I know, right? She's phenomenally gorgeous.

SHE WAS A WOMAN OF HER TIME!

I thought she killed the lighting guy?