I don't understand why this fabled breakfast joke wasn't re-posted?

"even as a wee child seeing them floating in the pool, I never had the urge to put one in my mouth" @mrcustodialarts:disqus

What if the kid is, like, the Bad Seed or Damian or something? Hypothetically.

Although I never did this, I often would wonder aloud and jokingly if it was really all that wrong to dose a kid with Benadryl sometimes….

Wouldn't we all.

I had such a crush on Nick Nolte's grizzled tough-guy persona back in the 80s. But then again I also had a crush on Brian Dennehy in just about anything.

Well, I think when you're talking about something in the abstract, such as "What kind of person are you attracted to physically?", we all have a kind of standard set of traits we know we respond to fairly consistently. But when you're talking about specific people, such as "Are you attracted to this person or that…

See? @avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus knows what's up.

Boy oh boy, I can't WAIT until AV Clubbers meet in North Dakota!

This makes me wonder, would we consider Meth Damon a rabid dog? Or how about Lydia? She's wound awfully tight. Maybe Hank?

*Makes a mental note to give full credit to @rawbun:disqus  in the event that fresher-blood-than-the-recent-mass-murder on Uncle Nazi's boot becomes a plot point.

Thank you - and yes, I've noticed that sweat pants in public……well, let'c just say that I try to keep my line of sight up around 5' high at Home Depot on weekends, because I just do not need to see that dingle-dangling stuff rolling around/popping up for attention.
Guys, please don't wear sweats to school or Home Depot.

Thanks @avclub-b6295f9a8b2d34f30d97c042a431dd6e:disqus . I would hope that it comes across here that my style is not to stand at a lectern with charts and graphs and printouts from random strangers, pontificating to my son about what is normal and what is sexuality. Being a human being has been an ongoing conversation…

Woman.

I am changing that in my mind to:

Like, what KIND of speculation, hmmmmmmmmmm????????

You lasted longer than me, @avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus .

@avclub-b97fa993e1616965ac436401de58042d:disqus I dunno, please refer to:

"I grab her boobs so she grabs my dick - WIN/WIN!!!"

Yeah, usually when they come home after the bar closes feeling like some kind of porn star…