@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus I refuse to believe such drivel. Everyone loves me.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus Really? I honestly don't think I've ever seen either a circumcised or an uncircumcised cock that was ugly. But then again, I've never seen a pretty one, either.

@avclub-6eebc030d78d41b6cbcf9067aeda9198:disqus I understand exactly what you're saying, and I'm glad you wrote it here, for everyone who has a young person in their lives.
Rest assured, I am and (I think!) always have been open with him about sexuality in general, including its many permutations. We live in a small…

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus THERE you are! I was just asking elsewhere if anyone had seen you today.

I've been with Dan since the beginning - 1992 in Seattle WA!

Thanks EVERYONE (except @avclub-b6295f9a8b2d34f30d97c042a431dd6e:disqus ) for some great information, I really appreciate it.

Ha, good point, but he is already responsible for the trash and some laundry. Going to increase some of those laundry duties, however!

@persia2:disqus Like On_2 said - NO NO NO NO NO!! I know you already know that it isn't being close to his daughter and it is purely controlling. And I know you are working through this with a therapist and trying to do the absolute best you can for your daughter. But oooooooo it is hard to hear about!

"they don't review the show, they compare it to the self-styled better version that they created in their own heads after they saw the real one"
I love reading the AV Club reviews/opinions, but I have to say that you are totally on the mark. I don't really think of it as envy, though it does get on my nerves at times.

Tony Hale killed in that re-enactment, I loved it, laughed so hard. Just his facial expressions alone, and then you add his lip-syncing/line reading on top? GAWDDAM.

Since you're not living together (I don't think?) why the hell does he still have keys to your place? Get the locks changed.

@Chicanery:disqus I just now realized what you said. The first time I read it I thought it was:

Liked (and laughing) for "cat box overachiever".

Thanks, @avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus I tried pointing this out upthread but it seems everyone would rather get defensive about their own "I don't want to date an HIV+ person" stance rather than, y'know, actually using common sense.

Okay, it seems everyone is present and accounted for, so here's my question for this week:

Just some support flung your way…

You nailed it. I know that I almost NEVER orgasm the first time I'm with someone, just can't relax quite enough (which would make the whole 45-minutes-of-cunnilingus necessary). Even if I know the person really well.

@Dikachu:disqus Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!
Seriously though, of course I agree with what you've said. But I do think it was implied that the parties involved were going to be upfront about their STD status.

Liked for bringing up that we can't really help who we're attracted to.

To be fair, I think Dan is classifying the "unpleasant freak-out reaction" as jerky, not the person's disinterest in someone HIV+.