Now that kid pulled off the icy, soulless killer look in spades.

And he's pretty well broken up, it seems. That was tough, for some reason it really didn't occur to me that they'd kill Bullet off. What a blow.

*nods & smiles sweetly*

DON'T GIVE ME THAT "HAPPY HOLIDAYS" BULLSHIT.

MY MORAL OUTRAGE HAS BEEN TRIGGERED!

Your idea is pretty interesting but is probably a little too detailed for the AV Club.

Your comment reminded me of his suicide scare some years back. You don't really hear much about the Butterscotch Stallion anymore…

Sorry @Scrawler2:disqus that sucks. If it's any consolation I have to do a LOT of selective deafness at work to stay in a decent mood.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus I will ask my question next week or sometime nearer to the initial posting time of Savage Love, so that I may have the full benefit of a higher and fresher concentration of AV Club commenters' poop and dick jokes.

I thought about law school for about 20 minutes back in, oh, I think around 2002. But then I shivered all over and said, "WHAT THE HELL, SELF???"

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus I have very little discipline as well. I have not lived up to my potential, either, but for some weird reason I have never felt bad about it. But this is also why, when I responded to the OP, I said he/she would probably just "fall in" to something.

@avclub-96f15daceb6669363fbf7f762ed57703:disqus yes, you have a point, but since he was thinking of letting someone hold it for him anyway, I have doubts about his ability to pull off the badass mic drop under even the best, and slickest, of circumstances.

You have a hard time keeping hold of your mic? You could probably just wrap some tape around it, I'm thinking.

I always feel like Camilla Bell is Julia Ormond's spiritual sister.

I can't say I actually like Ryan Reynolds, but I have always WANTED to like him, for some reason.

Shhh, you'll bring the Scientologists down on you…..and they have their hands full with Leah Remini right now.

That was you? I remember that comment!

You've just described half of the men I work with.

"Steakflower" is such a disturbing name to me.

whispers……..psssst, that was Robert Culp.