Right. I make a brief sarcastic off the cuff comment like "screw subjectivity" and i get a long precise pretentious response rebuking every flaw that could potentially be analysed.  Then i lazily mock said response and it's MY panties that are in a bunch. Nice one AV Club. God i have such a love/hate relationship with…

World's Worst Chiropractors: Caught On Tape.

The winner takes it all.

Man i so can't understand how anyone can have anything but praise for The Strokes. Is This It got overplayed, over killed which puts me off it a tad. Room on Fire is my favourite for sure. FIOE is solid. Angles is probably my least fav, i initially loved it but it suffers from lots of rotation. The opening track of…

I like/liked Reasonable Doubt by Jay-Z. It at least seemed kind of authentic. After that he was just a rich guy. As for Linkin Park - loved that shit when i was in Year 8. With the benefit of back hair/grey hairs and full beard i can say WOW Linkin Park are truly awful. Side Note - The Madden Brothers aka Good…

SXSW kind of seems like a not fun time to me. WOW all these bands and people in the same tiny place! Lets cluster up people! Got your bracelets? Let's go! Excuse me - sorry - excuse me - sorry - excuse me - sorry.

Creek Drank The Cradle i listened to a lot driving around in a camper van. I loved it. I missed the next two albums then went to see Iron and Wine touring for Kiss Each Other Clean. I went in blind, i had only heard Tree By The River. Man that was the most bummed out i have ever been at a concert in my life. I didn't…

Totally underrated romcom: Silence of the Lambs. The sparks really fly between Clarice Starling and Hannibal Lecter. A little banter, a little eye contact, BAM jizz on face.

"Hello? Hair? You look great. What are you doing later?" Also, Sarah Jessica Parker isn't perfect but it's harsh to call her a grizzly bear.

Ick rhymes with dick. And majesticussy rhymes with pussy. Such truths does life hold.

Random thought input: Inglourious Basterds was so entertaining it's ridiculous. I honestly felt that BJ Novak seemed out of place though. That scene in the underground bar was awesome - what tension! Hmm - those are my main points. I'm pretty excited to see Django Unchained.

They might not play on Saturdays due to funding cuts.

I was going to write a really great thought but i only use my B material on the AV Club.

He was saving the dildos from drowning whilst playing classical piano and also simultaneously fixing a tractor, befriending a young child, training dogs and being a war hero.

Did not even smirk. Give me 5 seconds of Gob over this steaming pile of miscast turkey poop.

Did not even smirk. Give me 5 seconds of Gob over this steaming pile of miscast turkey poop.

I will wait, i will wait, i will wait, i will wait, i will wait, i will wait —- wait why am i still listening to this. I'm not against repetition per se - but sometimes it's like ok you are overkilling all the catchy parts of the song and the law of diminishing returns means i now hate this.

I will wait, i will wait, i will wait, i will wait, i will wait, i will wait —- wait why am i still listening to this. I'm not against repetition per se - but sometimes it's like ok you are overkilling all the catchy parts of the song and the law of diminishing returns means i now hate this.

Just watched the trailer. Really? Jay Z? Hello Gatsby trailer rip off. Have Jay Z rapping to glamourous period costumes — again!? How daringly unoriginal. The dialogue is excruciating. "No, i was hoping to take you to bed." CUT TO: Gosling's character jacking off alone in motel room.

ZERO DARK TAMPOPO.
An elite squadron of Navy Seals attempt to deliver a poisoned bowl of ramen noodles to the world's most wanted man. Did attending university ruin his appetite for noodles? Will he tip?