ZERO DOWNTON THIRTY.
 A gruelling, decade long hunt for the perfect crumpet recipe. Fowls will be shot. Tea will be sipped. Shouting and crying will occur.

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"I'm sorry everyone… but the time has come to eat Mr Clucky."

"Gay marriage is….. legal?"

Wolf Creek is just another mythological delight courtesy of the artistically compromised partnership between various State and Federal government funding bodies and the local film industry. The Australian government is only too happy to pony up for films - regardless of merit or quality - that accentuate and…

"It's SCISSOR beats paper - not KNIFE - you moron. You're taking this way to literally - and why the f**k are we in the rain!? DIRECTOR!!"

"It's SCISSOR beats paper - not KNIFE - you moron. You're taking this way to literally - and why the f**k are we in the rain!? DIRECTOR!!"