That girl
has a pretty nice pair of giant fake tits

My two cents
Sol Starr and Trixie.

I always felt a connection to George, but once I started living with my mother/collecting unemployment, I feel like he might be an eerie future prediction of myself.

I saw RAN in a theatre this year
and it changed my life. No joke. It's that kind of movie. My all time top ten I would reckon.

Not the suit!!!
I got it at Moe Ginsburg! MOE GINSBURG!!!

The Visitor
showed at the discount theatre I worked at and I watched it a bunch of times because it is a great film.

Humble Stoner says
Smoking scenes were true to life.

Star Jones
That's a huge bitch!!!

Jean de Florette is great
Woody Allen is terrible

Puritans
George and the Cleaning Lady are consenting adults. Or to put it another way, why you gotta hate?

Pulp Fiction
Dick Miller was Monster Joe.

Funniest Show on TV
Rumsen Highlights
"It looks like an Italian hospital here"
"That is physically very uncomfortable, that's no joke"
"Use it and you'll get married. Or go the other way, don't use it, and you won't get married. Either way, write em both down."
Roger Highlights
"I hate the way you say 'percent' you know…

Kent Brockman (ne Kenneth Brocklestein)
The bear joke is my favorite first season joke and one of my all time favorite Brockman lines.

Bitches leave!

Julia Roberts
is fucking awful in everything. And that distracts me.

He should eat
more Salsa

You ever heard of Mike Milken?

Inception was not turrubull, not turrubull at all. Very, very, very not turrubull.

So says I
Inception looks great, Apprentice looks turrubull.

Ever since watching Deadwood…
I've been terrified of things being inserted into my penis.