1974 had Godfather Pt. II, The Conversation, Chinatown.

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If you think about the Key and Peele hula hoop sketch, it's a lot easier.

It's the shoes. The shoes are the worst part.

Bees?

I'm working on closing on a Prius this week, and I've been announcing to all of my friends that one reason I'm excited is that by offsetting some of my typical greenhouse gas emissions, it will give me absolute free reign in ripping farts.

Mindhead?!? Mindhead!!!

PIG IN THE CITY, motherfuckers.

@Tomwaits:

Point taken.

I'm a little bit surprised that with all this talk about wholesaling semen, nobody's mentioned Nadya Suleman.

@Niggathatlikestitties (waaaaay above):

Condensed milk looks JUST LIKE semen. I can't make a Key Lime Pie without throwing up in my mouth a little bit.

Is it going too far to wonder if we could start a column wherein they test if there's any food Chang won't throw a load into?

Boognish -
I believe it refers to the act of being tasered in the snatch. Simultaneously awesome and horrendous to watch.

I think you're talkin' apple & oranges there, Hambone. The Goldfinger Aston Martin is more representative of the direction Bond went for like, the next four fucking decades. The briefcase represents back when Bond existed in something resembling realty.

… Look Now ['Cause a midget in a slicker will cut your throat].

I used to work on that show Swingtown, and sure enough, my first day on the job, I got called in during the middle of a day, get off a van, go straight to set, and they're in middle of a kitchen 3-way.

Definitely check out japander.com. Nic Cage's collection of Pachinko commercials is priceless.

Alabama Puppy Fucks have actually gotten a lot better since Bob Barker got involved.