Good call on the Natalie Portman video. Pretty much anything Akiva Schaeffer directs is golden. Which leads us to the next point: Danny McBride in the movie Hot Rod.

I'm not huge on Tiny Toons, but Animaniacs was fucking out there. I still occasionally find myself thinking about Chicken-Boo, the giant chicken that desperately wanted to be accepted as a human.

From Curb:

It's been forever, but I remember an article from The Onion about the ghosts of Richard Pryor and Don Knotts (it was Don Knotts, right?) getting into wacky hauntings. There's a bit about Don Knotts' ghost pointing at Richard Pryor's ghost and saying 'Look, a spook!' to which Richard Pryor's ghost responded 'Who you…

I can never keep it together in the Casino Night episode when Michael is doing a talking head segment, talking about how he's the king with two queens… and he's gonna drop a deuce all over them.

The Alice Cooper episode from Ssn 3 was FUCKING NUTS.

I've been told that I would probably love this show, especially growing up in a huge football community in Alabama, son of a father who grew up in a huge football community in Alabama, whose own father was a football player in a football community in Alabama… and so on.

I think we can all agree on a couple points:

My copy of Let the Right One In opens with Rosie Perez dancing to Public Enemy's "Fight the Power." I still don't understand that.

In that case, at least we don't have to see this abomination for another twelve years.

Ancient Chinese Secret -

April - July = Gin & Tonics
Rest of the time = Rye

I hear they're expecting a kid, despite his wishes otherwise. But y'know, she was Christian, and that one gets pregnant, she STAYS pregnant.

No doubt!

No crying. But I did stay in bed all the next day watching The Conversation.

Just fine, thank you. And the tears I use for lube do much more than she ever could.

When I was a freshman in college, I was sleeping with my roommate's best friend. When he realized that he was putting in all the face time so's I didn't have to, he moped around for a week, doing that limp-dicked 'I want attention' thing. Then, he offered her a sitdown over a bottle of vodka, and I can't say I was…

I won't deny that Quantum was very good. The scene at the opera was pretty fucking solid. Brilliant way to make an illuminati-esque SPECTRE-esque organization plausible.

You guys aren't all gushing over the masterpiece that was Bolt?

True, however, arbitrary minimalism + throwback graphics are major red flags that indicate that this could be the dressed-up faux-sophistication of hipster d-bags.