Who knows what adventures the Simpson family will have between now and the time when the show becomes unprofitable?

Who knows what adventures the Simpson family will have between now and the time when the show becomes unprofitable?

There's a great bit in the movie Chopper to that effect, where Chopper is taunting the guy who unsuccessfully tried to kill him - "You'll be able to tell your grandkids how you weren't able to kill the great Chopper Read!"

There's a great bit in the movie Chopper to that effect, where Chopper is taunting the guy who unsuccessfully tried to kill him - "You'll be able to tell your grandkids how you weren't able to kill the great Chopper Read!"

Why not a goldfish left a Lincoln log in your sock drawer?  At least a goldfish carrying a Lincoln log on its back has a miraculous connotation to it.

Why not a goldfish left a Lincoln log in your sock drawer?  At least a goldfish carrying a Lincoln log on its back has a miraculous connotation to it.

I guess the only ones who knew of the specific plan were Owen, Sawicki, Eli and Mickey.  None of them seem likely candidates to tip off Masseria.

I guess the only ones who knew of the specific plan were Owen, Sawicki, Eli and Mickey.  None of them seem likely candidates to tip off Masseria.

I guess the only ones who knew of the specific plan were Owen, Sawicki, Eli and Mickey.  None of them seem likely candidates to tip off Masseria.

I love how lucky Gaston got.  He was presumably just going to shoot Smith, which given Smith's senior government position you would think would lead to an investigation (IRL it appeared to be a suicide and all sorts of accusations got levelled anyway because it was so convenient).

I love how lucky Gaston got.  He was presumably just going to shoot Smith, which given Smith's senior government position you would think would lead to an investigation (IRL it appeared to be a suicide and all sorts of accusations got levelled anyway because it was so convenient).

Have you ever had to clean up your mother's piss?

Have you ever had to clean up your mother's piss?

Thank you, although it was a bittersweet year for the Bald Brummies, watching London 2012 in the knowledge that Birmingham has still never hosted the Bald Olympics…

Thank you, although it was a bittersweet year for the Bald Brummies, watching London 2012 in the knowledge that Birmingham has still never hosted the Bald Olympics…

Love that line.  I still use that formulation when someone asks me something I don't know.

Love that line.  I still use that formulation when someone asks me something I don't know.

Just goes to show where confidence can get you.  As I recall Craig Ferguson was quite big on the UK stand-up circuit back then.  He toured Australia in the late 80s.

Just goes to show where confidence can get you.  As I recall Craig Ferguson was quite big on the UK stand-up circuit back then.  He toured Australia in the late 80s.

Lister is my go-to scouse accent.  Anytime I'm doing a scouse accent I'm just doing Lister.
I love the bit in the monologue where he's listing all the things the toaster must not offer him - "no toast, no tea-cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels…"