I know. It's like volleyball - I set it up and then I'm waiting around half an hour for someone to spike it. I look like an idiot.

A trick is something a whore does for money.

What's the poison arrow theory based on? Obviously Qyburn is a big fan of poison, but I haven't seen anything specific to suggest he poisoned the scorpion arrows.

Fat of the Land was a pretty great album.

Me too. I only got into it when their relationship was starting, so when it ended I gave them a couple of episodes to get back together, then I was like fuck this shit.

I have heard about this American invention called the homeowners' association! Again, we have nothing like that here. I read they also stop you installing outdoor washing lines, as a result Americans use clothes dryers more than any other country. I think of Americans as this small government, don't mess with my…

I think built-in antennas were only on portable models. I remember TVs, even in the 90s, coming with a set of detachable rabbit ears in the box. You'd have to replace them with something better unless you lived in the shadow of the broadcast towers, but they were there. I can't remember any of my flat screens coming…

I never realised Americans have forgotten about free television. How did this happen guys? Does everyone have cable TV?

This whole thing feels very GOB Bluth. Just stay away from White Power Bill.

The Cook's Companion by Stephanie Alexander. It's like the Encyclopedia Britannica for cooking, it just has so much in there. It could easily be your only cookbook.

Not 100% sure if the arrest was for wearing speedos per se (they were at a Grand Prix, not a beach) or because the speedos had a Malaysian flag on the butt and that was considered disrespectful. Malaysia is one of those countries that really like public order.

I went to a 21st where the birthday boy's (female) friends revealed that was his special skill. Yes, it was a 21st where family were invited. The things you wish you never told your friends.

Grand Theft Auto Fellatio

It's good to think that newspapers around the world are going to have to explain the expression "cock-blocking".

I wish I'd had a mum.
I never had a mum either.
Well, you can all have mine. Everyone else did.

Yep, the old Moffat dead but not really dead trope. River Song, Amy & Rory, Clara, Bill. He did it twice with River.

Fan theory: Missy actually remembered everything, including that the Master was going to shoot her in the back, and took precautions. She was just foxing when the Master first appeared to keep her tactical advantage.

Why such a cursory mention of Kung Fu Hustle? That's one of my favourite action movies of all time. Was it not a hit in America? It did pretty well in Australia from memory, if I remember correctly most of my friends had it as our best film of that year.

Hey, Two Hands is pretty good. Some classic Bryan Brown bad guy acting. It was probably Heath Ledger's third best performance. Rose Byrne was hot even with a weird 90s hairstyle.

Very excited about this. I'm friends with the director's sister - it's his first directing job, he's been trying to get this project up for years, and he's spent all his money and then some to do it. I'm sure that's the case with a lot of aspiring directors but it's fascinating to follow the process. Hopefully it's a…