Lister is my go-to scouse accent.  Anytime I'm doing a scouse accent I'm just doing Lister.
I love the bit in the monologue where he's listing all the things the toaster must not offer him - "no toast, no tea-cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels…"

Can someone clarify why Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is not in the top 50, not amongst the narrowly missed out list and not even mentioned by anyone else in the comments?  It's my favourite film of all time and I thought other people liked it too.  Am I just a very poor judge of movies?

Can someone clarify why Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is not in the top 50, not amongst the narrowly missed out list and not even mentioned by anyone else in the comments?  It's my favourite film of all time and I thought other people liked it too.  Am I just a very poor judge of movies?

I used to absolutely adore this show.  When I was a teenager I remember going on a camping trip with some friends and basically just trading Red Dwarf quotes for a week.  Seasons 1 and 2 were good, seasons 3-6 were gold, season 7 was okay, but season 8 and the Dave special just broke my heart.  First time I had ever…

I used to absolutely adore this show.  When I was a teenager I remember going on a camping trip with some friends and basically just trading Red Dwarf quotes for a week.  Seasons 1 and 2 were good, seasons 3-6 were gold, season 7 was okay, but season 8 and the Dave special just broke my heart.  First time I had ever…

Oh sorry but I can't let that pass….
"Assisi, Sir Francis of Assisi."
"There's only two types from Assisi, steers and queers… which are you, boy?!?"
"Ghandi, Mahatma Ghandi"
"Don't eyeball me, Ghandi.  Drop and give me 20."

Oh sorry but I can't let that pass….
"Assisi, Sir Francis of Assisi."
"There's only two types from Assisi, steers and queers… which are you, boy?!?"
"Ghandi, Mahatma Ghandi"
"Don't eyeball me, Ghandi.  Drop and give me 20."

Oh oh… crease!

Oh oh… crease!

So it's decided then.  We consult Holly.

So it's decided then.  We consult Holly.

You must be a waffle man…

You must be a waffle man…

We're a real Mickey Mouse operation, aren't we?
Mickey Mouse?  We ain't even Betty Boop!

We're a real Mickey Mouse operation, aren't we?
Mickey Mouse?  We ain't even Betty Boop!

Chopper. Lurches from comedy to violence and back again like the title character's mood swings.

Chopper. Lurches from comedy to violence and back again like the title character's mood swings.

So many good lines from this.  My favourite:
"What were you doing on a children's playground?""We were trying to get a signal!""Two grown men in a children's playground - that's a pretty strong signal."

So many good lines from this.  My favourite:
"What were you doing on a children's playground?""We were trying to get a signal!""Two grown men in a children's playground - that's a pretty strong signal."

It is very definitely in episode 1, at least on the BBC iplayer version.  Maybe "twattery" got it cut from some broadcasts?  "Tent-based twattery" is now my favourite description of camping.