Nope, you're seeing it just fine, that's exactly what it was. Seems like most people here besides the reviewer are getting it…

Erlich: I am not a racist, all right? I watch a lot of black porn. I mean, a lot.
Dinesh: One question. In this porn, is the man black, or the woman black, or are they both?
Erlich: Is one of those racist, and the others aren't?
Gilfoyle: I'll hack his browser history. We'll get to the bottom of this.

As usual, Roger Ebert had some great thoughts about the movie.

Thanks for the mammaries.

I have somewhat fond memories of Swordfish because it showed me that Hugh Jackman wasn't just going to be Wolverine.

Probably my favorite foreign-language film, and definitely the movie with the most fight scenes that are outstanding. The first scene with the inspector and Jade Fox, the road house, Yu and Jen's sword fight- all amazing.

To add a little more background to this- At that point, Rabin was completely and totally checked out of giving even the smallest shit about 30 Rock, and most of his reviews were about how there was no "narrative" or "character development", while ignoring that those aren't always necessary in a consistently funny show…

Yes! You can see him mulling it over in his head, it's completely perfect.

“a sexy, blue-collar twentysomething whose survival skills include sarcasm,”

Entertainment Weekly covers always look weirdly flat and off though.

They're new to my area. Haven't tried them yet, but their commercials are so damn annoying I may never.

Lot is of beef? Come on people.

I love Rip Taylor relaying his dream to Wayne- "My people got a call from you, thank you. Before I could say no, this guy came to me in a dream. I said, "Who are you?" He said, "Jim Morrison. I'm a dead rock star." I said, "I'm not familiar with your work." So he played The Doors. I said, "You're really more of a…

I love their exchange in English-English

Everything with Alan Arkin is amazing in that movie.One of my all-time favorite quotes is from him after LaPaglia says he wishes the chief would be sick and tired of defending him to the commissioner:

That's one of my favorites too, his delivery is so perfect.

"Pretty standard, really"

Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.

I can see Morgan surveying the aftermath of the monster's first rampage now…

I love my "new" job (2 years this July), but we have a LOT of that mumbo-jumbo around here. As part of the interview process, you have to speak about your expertise to a group of people (potential manager and co-workers) who are sitting there around the conference table. Pretty terrifying if you're not much of a…