Circle gets a square?

Mostly agree, but he tends to go digging where there's no water quite a bit too. He tries too hard to assign some deep psychological meaning to every action a famous person has ever taken a lot of the time. Also anytime it comes to love scenes, he needs to bring up how he was rock hard for all the scenes in Private…

His Jack Ryan makes me realize how lame Harrison Ford's Jack Ryan is, at least in Clear and Present Danger.

I hate speechifying- but his cameo in 30 Rock poking fun at himself and his tendencies was pretty great.

Or Winona Ryder in Alien: Resurrection.

Instead of The Architect, I'm envisioning the engineer from Maleant Data Systems Solutions- "…Ok, let me show you the next location where your consciousness would serve as a processor for the machines…"

I see you managed to get your shirt off.

It's child abuse

And with Barry, 3 seconds is combing over like half the city.

But my god do they need to lose the incredibly cheesy, tinkly "cold" sounding effect in her voice. It's completely silly sounding and takes me right out of it.

Too sweet and strangely tart for Boystown, too boyish for Sweet and Strangely Tart-town

"Crying jag" is one of my favorite expressions, it paints the picture so clearly.

"That guy off in whose camper they were wacking."

I think that's why I was never the biggest Wolverine fan. Uh, so he has knives that come out of his hands to straight up murder people, and uh, heals fast. I'll take the guy whose body transforms into living steel and can lift 50 tons over his head thanks.

Avenger 4: Captain America Dies In This One?

When I chaperoned my daughter's last field trip, I asked the teacher how many of the kids in my group I needed to still have with me by the end of the day.

Well-written reviews of bad movies are one of my very favorite types of literature. Nicely done Katie, the entire second paragraph is absolute gold. I particularly enjoy "It seems to be some sort of crowd-sourced publishing platform, but it’s hard to tell, as Julia never really does any work."

"How is promising someone something then taking it back named after us?!"

I liked whenever they showed her parents though…

They have a knack for picking songs that also drive me crazy, but 8 out of 10 times I end up thinking less of the person being interviewed than whatever my feelings about the song may be.