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The Pope of Chilitown
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The only reason I know my father's mother's maiden name is because it was Hoar.

Don't get me wrong, huge fan of Evans and he is perfect as Cap, but have you never seen Christopher Reeve's Superman?

One of the best comments anyone has ever made on here was after Dowd gave the A to Mad Max, he's down to A. Dowd and only has one more A to give.

A B+ Dowd

Julia Roberts' hair in this movie makes me unnaturally angry

Holy christ is the Dorne story line pathetic. Prince Doran, Areo Hotah and Tristan dead within 30 seconds of each other because of the doings of fucking Ellaria Sand?!?!

I think my head is about to explode. I can tell him how much I love Firstborn!

Serendipity, thy name is DavidLambertArt. That just may be worth blowing off the conference I'm headed to in Vegas next week.

Screw Tyrion, If Tywin were still alive, he's have this country running like clockwork in 6 months.

To raise money for surgery for their sick grandmother, Meg Foster?

I was just thinking of this episode when he was on Howard Stern earlier this week.

In college my friends and I regularly referred to women we found attractive as "smoke stacks", so it's been around at least that long (Over 20 years now since I started college, ugh). Also acceptable were "smoke show" and "smoker". We weren't the most enlightened bunch.

Don't forget the string you can clearly see holding Sully before Arnold breaks his word to him.

My favorite part of Commando is whenever they cut to Arnold's watch to show the countdown, it's audibly beeping as the seconds tick off. Good thing he's blowing people away as loudly as possible and not trying to sneak up on anyone when he gets to the island.

Jeff Goldblum just may be the celebrity I'd most like to meet.

I, for one, welcome the Keatonsance and look forward to its continuance.

Julian McMahon as Dr. Doom is in my top 5 all-time worst casting choices, up there with Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane.

The best super-powered villain we've gotten from the Superman movies is him fighting himself.

I think Stomare's weirdest role might have been the chemist who created L-Dopa in Awakenings. He actually attempts an American accent!

It's such a great concept for a bit, I wish he'd delivered it a little more smoothly.