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This reminds me of an old bit by a comedian I can't remember, who had a whole thing about how (this was pre- cell phones) every car should have a phone and they could just call the license plate number of the car in front of you if they were driving like an idiot. I know it was supposed to be a funny bit, but all I

That drives me crazy being on the receiving end of those.

That was great

The window into my neighbor's living room.

Loved how thoroughly they committed to the TMNT stuff, particularly "Is Master Splinter down there?" "Yeah, hundreds of him!"

His uncle said he looks like someone starved a virgin.

I forewent doing actual work so I could read this. Yes, that's a word.

I was very surprised to learn he's from Cali.

One of the two current shows I legitimately look forward to every season.

I feel like the real hatesong got lost in the shuffle here- I despise "Home" with the power of a thousand black holes, and he perfectly encapsulates just WHY I've always hated it so much but couldn't quite put my finger on it- "The other song I was thinking about doing is that “Home” song by Edward
Sharpe And The

I understand they're the good guys and everything, but maybe, just maybe when you're dealing with a crazed, superpowered serial killer, you don't necessarily have to be totally 100% honest with them and give them your power once Wally is safe just because you told him you would? Especially now that Barry is much more

I'm still having trouble with that- For a crazy serial killer, he put a LOT of time into playing the long con and spending long stretches being a superhero.

A lot of the menace goes away once it's just Teddy Sears and not scary masked guy with Tony Todd's voice doesn't it?

Screw the rest of that jazz, when the hell is Larry Sanders coming?! After Garry Shandling passed away they said it was coming, then nothing more about it.

It's kind of refreshing seeing tv Flash ask every week "How fast do I need to go?"

and grown men who wear hockey jerseys as everyday attire.

Exhibit B: From Superman's own universe, Martian Manhunter. Not only on par with Supes for flight, strength and vision (heat, "Martian"), he ALSO has intangibility, telepathy and shape-shifting. Oh yeah, and if not immortality, than at least extremely long-lived.

Seriously. This current MCU-verse version of Vision could basically wipe out the whole other side without breaking a sweat. He's got one of the Infinity stones melded into his body for cripe's sake, he's every bit a god as Thor is.

How true

Looks like the authors' hands are really bound now.