Did your dad come with a non-nutritive cereal varnish?

They should have called it "Johnny Deformed"!

I'll be crushed if posting this quote on articles about Rand ever goes away…

To me the high-water mark for branded cereal was Pac-Man. It was basically Kix, but then added marshmellows into the mix. In college for a short time there was a weird MLB-branded one that was basically Pac-Man except the marshmellows were shaped like little bats and gloves instead of the ghosts.

Hey, Last Action Hero wasn't all bad, I bet it introduced a lot of us to Charles Dance.

Egerton impressed me in Kingsman, I'd be interested to see him give it a go. I get the feeling he'd make Mark Hamill look tall though, which of course would completely negate one of the great lines in cinematic history if Han ends up being shorter than Luke.

Don't bother me…I'm ah, thinking.

No capes!

Of Johnny Red, it HAS to be Johnny Red.

And staggering off before she flies away, "Greatest American Hero"-style

Great scene, great episode.

"I'm bad now! I'm so bad, I'm going to make an eeevil costume so everyone knows I'm bad!"

One of my absolute favorite Onion articles.

I rarely react to someone in a movie because they're just SO WRONG, but she is one of those exceptions that proves the rule. Brandon Routh didn't bug me too much the first time I saw it in the theatre, but now any time I see this movie, all I see are two kids in a high school play. They're wearing the clothes and…

This is really well put. It's one thing to kill other humans in self-defense, to rescue her friends, etc. But to straight up go on the offensive and preemptively murder people in their sleep is a very different thing.

Alicia Witt, pride of Worcester!

You might say we just ate Negan, and he's in our stomachs…right now!

I think Ant-Man just used his shrinking technology on my pants.

I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.

My Way