Hey, I used to take lessons with Patti in Oakland a few years ago! She is a real-life badass. One of her best students told me me that when they went to China with her in the early nineties for a demonstration people literally challenged her to fight on the street to test their skills. She had to be very gracious and…

Hey, I used to take lessons with Patti in Oakland a few years ago! She is a real-life badass. One of her best students told me me that when they went to China with her in the early nineties for a demonstration people literally challenged her to fight on the street to test their skills. She had to be very gracious and…

The Horny Pope, word to God, coming strictly canonical
With lyrics like scripture gonna make you drop your monocle
The vicar of Christ, but he knows what he needs
And that's a church-going woman set to get on her knees
For there is much to be prayed for; every man can learn a lesson
If the body's a temple, then he says…

NEVER FORGET

Footloose 2: Do the Tighten Up

It WAS the kind of raspberry beret you you'd get at a second-hand store!

So, what was he, Irish?

The Human Centipede 2: I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

I have to call shenanigans on that picture. This is a near future with both battling humanoid robots AND a functioning print newspaper industry? What do they think we are, idiots?

Albert Einstein (Brooks)

While you're right that streaming comes nowhere close to Blu Ray right now, that can and will change in the future. For example, Google launched their own ISP as a proof-of-concept for high-speed connections (http://arstechnica.com/tech… that would allow you to move ridiculous amounts of data. That's only the start,…

My wife has been most vocal on the subject of the Simpsons channel.

Holy shit I love that one. It is one of the single most deranged movies they have done, right up there with the Mexican Santa Claus

Oh, the nights we lingered over brandy at EAT.

I'll see you on the dark side of Raoul!

~Ukrainia, my bitter homeland~

Think about it, won't you?

Chief?

Progress Island USA is one of my favorite things ever.

We lucky bastards are about to find out he's Ben Murphy.