Why couldn't he have done Update with Strong?

You got fucked by an oven full of witches?

And airplane glue and gasoline. Between that and his peeping and obsession and whatnot, his view of the underclass is really no surprise. He's just projecting.

You can put a cat in the oven, it don't make it a biscuit.

My celebrity crush!!

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As far as I can tell, Frank's always blown with the wind. His immediate establishment of relations with China and revocation of Fung's (Fang, Fing? I think they called autoerotic Chinese Xander by a lot of last names) asylum showed that now that he only has himself to answer to, he was going to be decisive. But what…

All credit to Michael Kelly there. I really liked Stamper's character during the first season, and wanted to see more of him. Then we did and it wasn't pretty.

I'm really interested in seeing what happens with season 3 Frank. (SPOILERS if you didn't binge s2). Now that he's reached the pinnacle of power, is he going to have an agenda? I doubt the show cares about getting into that; it will probably be about getting another term and dodging proverbial bullets.

Years from now I hope to read someone's inspirational story about getting home from work to wash Bieber's piss out of their sleeves, reading that, and deciding that somehow, someway there was another path.

Give it six months and start up the C. Esposito Reality Tour.

My heart hurt when he was shoveling potato chips into his mouth by the fist. I can't seem to shake the Dewey Crowe's not long for this world feeling.

The look on Dewey Crowe's face when Danny spits out "Consexual!" was fucking priceless. He looked smart enough to grasp that the word wasn't quite right, but not bright enough to know what would have been correct. And then throw in a dash of bewilderment at picturing what consexual may have entailed.

More of a mumble. A whumble, if you will.

Al Packer, the Maneater of Colorado?

Soon to surface: video footage of he and that single tear Native going around strategically placing uncut 6 pack holders in areas where young dolphins frolic.

I'll forever love The Ten O'Clock people for having The Boston Society of Hardboiled Yeggs.

Does not compute.

Needs more awkwardly placed anachronistic objects.

I was at a concert next to Sandra Bullock like 15 years ago. I thanked her because the crowd was paying a lot of attention to her, leaving more room for me and my date. She was tiny and sweet.
I'd been drinking, though. Usually I just tend to look up and mind my own business iffin I see a famous person.