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If she gave it away in the first column, why in the hell would you come back next week? The suspense is already killing me.

You forgot quotation marks around pithy, funny, and writers.

Not sure if I was distracted or what, but that end didn't make sense to me. Care to explain?

What kind of asshole insults Mud?

Whenever Red Reddington's not onscreen, I'm asking, "Where's Red?" Actually, I'm just reading. Jesus, between this and tonight's Following, what a lackluster night for shitty TV.
That crossover would work wonders.

Holy shit, Riley's Tavern on the AVC. I've seen it all. Folks at the Happy Cow are going to be jealous.

"Rahm's ROMs" A weekly look at how the current mayor maximizes the potential of his Android devices.

Between the wardrobe and the scenery I have to keep reminding myself this isn't a true story. Honestly, last week I kept wanting to look up some case facts on Wikipedia only to D'oh myself.

We made a family event out of that movie, beastiality implications and all. I'm hoping for a sequel this year.

Was it just me or did Cohle and Hart pick different detectives as "the box man"? Harrelson said to Brother Mouzone, "I bet it's you." And then *I think* McConaughey was looking at the other guy when he said something about knowing about a suspect's guilt immediately.

Now the story of a Mid-World Barony that moved on, and the one son who had no choice but to kill until the end of time.

Tonight's events have me worried that Dewey Crowe may not survive this season.

The editing seemed off to me. There were really abrupt cuts to commercial and a lot of things happening offscreen.

The show comes back on what would have been Poe's 205th birthday and Fox doesn't promote this shit?

DEWEY CROWE'S WHOREHOUSE AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO FATTIES RUNNIN AROUND!

It went the way of Leonard Parts 1-5.

About fifteen minutes in I decided that as much as I liked this show, I'd be okay with the whole thing being an elaborate setup for a Maine Justice sketch in the finale.

"One morning, over at Elizabeth's beach house, she asked me if I'd rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer that question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life."

Woohoo! Dirty Teacher set to record!