Tom Hardy for Big Pete!

I haven't merged, but both of my accounts have the same name and password and are remembered on this computer. So I think it just does a coin toss every time I click on the page to decide which account posts.

ALWAYS tilt the bottle at an angle and hit where the 57 would be on a Heinz glass bottle. Anything else is asking for trouble.

Missy Dandridge! Shudders…

Agreed with you and dubium . What's disappointing to me is that there's a difference between jokes and snark, too. Some folk use humor as a coping mechanism. Disparaging his talent is pretty much uncalled for, but to each their own. But now we get a bunch of self-important assholes who think death must be treated as…

Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla

BOOO!!!!! Why, if I believed in downvoting…
My big Stephanie crush doesn't allow me to see the faults in her food.

Preferably in Celery Man mode.

I just had a flashback of spending incalculable amounts of time playing Smuggler's Run when the PS2 came out.

Did H.R. Giger design his skull?

Parasites seeking him out for a new home often say "Next year, in Israelite…"

I caught it, but I thought he was saying everything was really good. Then the judging started…

USA sounds great for Kring. The latter episodes of Heroes could have shown up on Burn Notice or something and fit right in.

Is Backdoor Teen Mom a real thing? And where can I find one?

They're not very good at it.

I can't hear "America the Beautiful" without thinking Ed Purple-Fruit!

Great minds and all

God bless us, everyone!

How many fat twins with tiny motorcycles do we have that post here? Gotta be at least 100, right?

Holy shit, kids will now be able to tell guidance counselors that their dream job is "Space Sherpa." Man, I missed out.