Nicholas McCrory's prominent dong.

Nicholas McCrory's prominent dong.

Maximum mincing packed into shortest amount of screen time: Matthew Mitcham.  His exuberant flailing about on deck after a successful dive was truly fabulous.  (Sadly, only to be followed by a shot of him copiously weeping in the stands not long afterwards upon learning he just missed the finals.)

Maximum mincing packed into shortest amount of screen time: Matthew Mitcham.  His exuberant flailing about on deck after a successful dive was truly fabulous.  (Sadly, only to be followed by a shot of him copiously weeping in the stands not long afterwards upon learning he just missed the finals.)

Big vagina?

Big vagina?

AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE

AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE

(rather than making another predictable joke, points listlessly at LD avatar.)

(rather than making another predictable joke, points listlessly at LD avatar.)

If Chelsea Handler was paid 20 bucks every time she choked on nuts —

If Chelsea Handler was paid 20 bucks every time she choked on nuts —

She and that chompy douche in the Stride ad at the right should hook up and have many ovoid-headed babies.

She and that chompy douche in the Stride ad at the right should hook up and have many ovoid-headed babies.

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'THE' TIM HORTON'S
USE OF 'EH' IN IMPROPER CONTEXT

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'THE' TIM HORTON'S
USE OF 'EH' IN IMPROPER CONTEXT

I agree the Gary storyline was odd.  I thought it may have been intended to be developed more fully, but then dropped or edited out.  This didn't bother me, as I hated Gary and his stupid Gary Mug.

I agree the Gary storyline was odd.  I thought it may have been intended to be developed more fully, but then dropped or edited out.  This didn't bother me, as I hated Gary and his stupid Gary Mug.

There were much more graphic opening-scene deaths on this show, but this is one of the ones that's permanently seared into my brain.  Every once in a while, when I'm heating up some shitty microwave dinner as I contemplate various failures, that scene will pop up to haunt me.  Never occurred to me before SFU, so, I…

There were much more graphic opening-scene deaths on this show, but this is one of the ones that's permanently seared into my brain.  Every once in a while, when I'm heating up some shitty microwave dinner as I contemplate various failures, that scene will pop up to haunt me.  Never occurred to me before SFU, so, I…