We would have also accepted 'prolapse'.

Shit, I'm realizing mine's since '08 too and I neither updated it, nor cracked 100 comments on it.

For some reason, the semicolon just elevates the smug.  Gotta love disdainful punctuation.

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I like (or at least, like the idea of) alternate histories and thought Turtledove might be worth a try.  I couldn't figure out where to start with his books though — given the comments here, sounds like I should be glad I only put minimal effort into it.

Harry's joyous face being obliterated by the NO: yes.

I agree with the 'unfinished' assessment.  Enjoyed both books, but thought Oryx and Crake should have been longer — it had great story elements that I would've liked to have seen expanded in their execution.  From the review above, it sounds like this book will also be a little disappointing, but I'll still no doubt…

This photo will form the entire front side of the next few half-assed homemade greeting cards I give out.
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So it's not nearly as funny as when I first remember hearing it, but I still laugh at ''At A Medium Pace''. Any song featuring someone singing with that much gusto about having a shampoo bottle shoved up their ass can't be all bad.
NOW SHAVE OFF MA PUBES AND PONCH ME IN THE FACE

Goddammit! THAT one.
*slumps lower in chair, hangs head, embraces utter defeat*

RIP Boy Howdy

KILL DANNY

Area Man Okay With Beck Being A Scientologist

@8-in-1 I wanted to say what you just said, but couldn't think of the correct grammatical term and was going to try to explain in a foolish, cumbersome way. Anyways, HATE those names.

No tabards?!  THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  Hmm, that makes a bit more sense.  I could never quite figure out why the fact that it was taken from an orchestral cover, not the actual Rolling Stones song itself, didn't make it less of an issue.  (I also always thought they received full permission for using the…

It's like TJ just became aware of a slight dampness in his underpants, and he's begun to consider the reason why.

I've always heard it as 2008 too —- that's the line that gets stuck in my head until I want to punch it out of there.  (I suppose I could try to resolve this by actually listening to the song again via the link that's directly above, but, no.  No.  NO.)

Ultimately, @avclub-832d86d3a05e2b4973c329471ee9d6c4:disqus wins for creating a specific link to that thread.  I bow to you, good sir.

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