So I tried to comment on an article … it actually recognized me … and when I hit "publish" it wouldn't complete the action unless I signed in with my Facebook, Google, or Twitter account. How about Fuck No. Bye everybody!

So I tried to comment on an article … it actually recognized me … and when I hit "publish" it wouldn't complete the action unless I signed in with my Facebook, Google, or Twitter account. How about Fuck No. Bye everybody!

Nope. It just keep opening a new tab with the same "claim your account" button.

Nope. It just keep opening a new tab with the same "claim your account" button.

IMMA STAY RIGHT HERE! I'M NEVER CLOSING THIS TAB!

IMMA STAY RIGHT HERE! I'M NEVER CLOSING THIS TAB!

HE SAID THE SERIF IS NEAR!

HE SAID THE SERIF IS NEAR!

I was once busying myself at the end of a shift, singing Simon and Garfunkel's "April Come She Will" because they had played it on the overhead speakers earlier and it was stuck in my head. I didn't realize that fellow employee April had just arrived and clocked in for her closing shift.

I was once busying myself at the end of a shift, singing Simon and Garfunkel's "April Come She Will" because they had played it on the overhead speakers earlier and it was stuck in my head. I didn't realize that fellow employee April had just arrived and clocked in for her closing shift.

Well, I got no plans.

Well, I got no plans.

Well, I got no plans.

Buh

Buh

NO! You'll let it in!

NO! You'll let it in!

Headlines that include the word "torso" are seldom good news.

Headlines that include the word "torso" are seldom good news.

We'll need to rectify something first. Please, have a seat in the recliner. Don't mind the straps.