We'll need to rectify something first. Please, have a seat in the recliner. Don't mind the straps.

I turned off The Devil's Rejects after thirty minutes.

I turned off The Devil's Rejects after thirty minutes.

Zelig?

*jumps out of closet*

I was drinking and the "same actor plays two characters" thing confused the fuck out of me.

"But think of all the good you could do with it!"

I once bought eggs, beef jerky, and a packet of M&Ms because I didn't want it to seem like I was only there to buy a Hustler.

Men at Work Business as Usual is one of the top ten albums of the '80s.

I've occasionally wanted to comment, but when there are already 800 others, it just seems kind of pointless. How does that even happen?

Anybody got any idea what the "highest number of comments" record is around here?

GET HIM!

You know who I feel sorry for? That poor Reasonable Discussions thread.

I just tried to reply to a comment and was briefly re-directed to a blank Disqus page and freaked out a little. Saved by the Back button.

Strangely enough, it's pretty much the same sound as when they fuck. Nature is gross.

If this is it, please let me know …

'Til they went and fucked with one ASAC Schrader.

There was this chick talking about working for Google. She looked pretty cute.

"There's no shame in being a pariah!"

WHAT IF I JUST STAY HERE? WHAT IF I NEVER RELOAD THE PAGE?! IT CAN'T GET ME IF I JUST STAY HERE, RIGHT?!