Is there some subset of "gaslighting" that refers specifically to a person steadfastly denying their own fart even when there's only one other person in the room? I checked Urban Dictionary for "asslighting" but apparently that's something else.

I'm not sure where I saw this first, but …

Apparently it was a completely proportionate response to someone from Media Matters informing him that he had misspelled her name. Yes really.

I COULD BE BLACK I COULD BE WHITE

If he does, would it be impolite to ask that you don't necessarily report on every stupid, fucked-up thing he's said most recently? I've been rather enjoying the fantasy that he'd dropped off the face of the earth.

We've got at least one female friend who's all about the Ruffalo.

Ahhh, deals on back-to-school apparel. The first sign that this wretched, scorching summer is nearing its end.

I'm going to read it in Vegeta's voice … 'cuz I do what I want.

"No dear, for the last time you can't go into the water. You're too deformed."

You know, perfectly nice people who've never done anyone any harm get beaten up every day, and yet …

"Now do one telling us where we can go to avoid reading about them."

"Ya hit her pretty hard there, Rick!"

I love that that line long ago transitioned into the real world, any time a band with eight songs was given an hour-long slot to fill.

Puppy!

I'm just happy Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman worked things out.

Not even Traxx could diminish my affection for the awesomeness of Shadoe Stevens.

GET OUTA MY COUNTRY!

I was curious to try it because I love heat, but I just remember it having some aspect I found off-putting … though I can't remember exactly what it was. A bit too sweet maybe? I have Taco Bell once every few years, so maybe I'll give it another try some day.

My one time in England was in high school, and when we stopped at a McDonald's for some nuggets I noticed that they offered a curry dipping sauce (the little differences!). I didn't try it at the time because I hadn't yet developed a taste for curry, but if they started offering that here I'd be all over it … and I…

Over 1200 comments already. Yeah, I think Imma go read about Taco Bell sauces.