At first I thought they meant Whitey Ford, but then I remembered that he was killed by pretzels in 1997.

Using them as actual papers. He had one to show us (he didn't pass it around or anything … no idea if it was real) and said that druggies did that so they could feel like "big shots". I believe he even used the air quotes.

I'm hoping for Chainsaw Vigilante.

I remember an anti-drug speaker we had in school trying to stoke our outrage at stoners rolling joints with dollar bills. AN AMERICAN DOLLAR! PRESIDENT WASHINGTON'S FACE IS ON THERE!!

Is he still on his quest to find a restaurant in "real" America where it's possible to spend more than $20?

It's a Cinderella story!

He's a little "husky".

And Michael Cera continues his transition from odd-looking boy to odd-looking man. It's been fascinating to watch, actually.

Sure, though I might save it for later in my mini-fridge shaped like R2-D2 … IF THERE WAS STILL A PLACE I COULD BUY ONE!

Bart and Milhouse … with the all-syrup Squishie.

Oh Christ yes. And that thought that goes through your head, "If I don't stop laughing so I can take a breath I'm going to die."

Torsos make everything funnier. See also: the murder house's "torso heap".

When I learned on this site that Colin Hay from Men at Work was Scottish, I think my head exploded.

I mean … Hannity, Spicer, O'Reilly, the SCROTUS himself …

And the wound left over from the death of Skymall is torn open once again …

But enough about …

… and then I actually saw the damn thing. There was a smattering of hardcore in there, but not really worth the time.

Oh man, this was one of the first movies I taped off of TV when we got our first VCR (Beta). I must have watched it fifty or more times when I was 12-13.

I loved the quick cut to the Speakers hiding in the catacombs next to the dead cyclops. "I swear it just moved!"

It feels like instead of "says" it should be "sheepishly admits" up there.